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Uchuujin from Outer Space
- Director: Danny Mann Jr.
- Writer: Johnny A. Mann
- Producer: Chuck Hagan; Johnny A. Mann
CGiii Comment
Obviously, someone forgot to switch off the camera...
At over 2.5 hours - this is like running a marathon with your feet tightly bound with bindings impregnated with poisoned slivers of glass.
This is definitely a nominee (and potential winner) for the WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.
Trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
The earth is about to be exterminated by a huge army of aliens so deadly that you would Poo Poo ya pants if you saw then. The plant's only hope lies with a Super Being known as The Geisha, whose blood is mixed with the blood of Jesus Chirst (Yeah the one from those make believe plays) and her protectors of looney toons known as the Alien Hunters Six. With their I.Q. of 2x2 equals 2,888 yen, these Jag Offs must protect the Chosen One and unleash the all powerful weapon that could annihilate the aliens and save the world. The problen is...Stupidity is their middle name.
Cast & Characters
Tony Alsamas as Alien 10;
Alexis Avvento as Host of Girls Guide To Everything;
Alex Barclay as Alien 7;
Baby Boy as The Doggie;
Chad Chowning as Alien 3;
John Clyburn as Alien 5;
Marcus Davila as News Reporter;
Kristin Debenedictis as The Geisha;
Ethan Dutcher as Alien 9;
Daniel Fuchs as Alien 1;
James Furey as Holden;
Jason Garson as Alien 2;
Trent Haaga as Sands;
Chuck Hagan as Alien 4;
Lloyd Kaufman as Master Gai Pan