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Women (The)

Country: USA, Language: English, 114 mins

  • Director: Diane English
  • Writer: Diane English; Clare Boothe Luce
  • Producer: Diane English; Mick Jagger

CGiii Comment

Do not let Diane English anywhere near an old, classic film - because, if you do, she'll re-make it with as much panache as this paltry pancake.

Mick Jagger produced - stick to the strutting...some should accept that they can't multi-task.

Hollywood...a crying shame.

If you really have to...watch George Cukor's original...it's a little more bearable than this inept codswallop.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Based on a very clever comedy by Claire Booth, wife of Time Publisher Henry Luce and later Ambassador to Italy. One of the surprises was an all-woman cast, novel in the 1930's. And although there were no men in the cast, most of the dialog was about them. The story is rather thin and depended on the fact that divorce, in the 1930's, was not only difficult but almost impossible in New York. Mrs. Stephen Haynes learns that her husband is seeing a salesgirl at Saks, and reluctantly divorces him, abetted by her friends, all of whom have romantic problems of their own. In the 1930's New York women who could afford it went to Nevada, where residency could be established quickly and divorce was relatively easy. The 1939 film, starring Norma Shearer, Paulette Goddard, Rosalind Russell, and Joan Crawford, was a hit. This one, with an even better looking cast, is definitely not, largely because someone tried to move a 1930's situation comedy into the present.

Cast & Characters

Meg Ryan as Mary Haines;
Annette Bening as Sylvia Fowler;
Eva Mendes as Crystal Allen;
Debra Messing as Edie Cohen;
Jada Pinkett Smith as Alex Fisher;
Bette Midler as Leah Miller;
Candice Bergen as Catherine Frazier;
Carrie Fisher as Bailey Smith;
Cloris Leachman as Maggie;
Debi Mazar as Tanya;
India Ennenga as Molly Haines;
Natasha Alam as Natasha;
Ana Gasteyer as Pat;
Joanna Gleason as Barbara Delacorte;
Tilly Scott Pedersen as Uta