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Love Guru (The)
- Director: Marco Schnabel
- Writer: Mike Myers; Graham Gordy
- Producer: Gary Barber; Roger Birnbaum
CGiii Comment
The possible end to the Myers' writing career!?!
And acting career?!?
And about time too.
He has presented everything he has...and, is now repeating it all over again.
Spare us from this imbecile.
Trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist, much to Maurice's chagrin. Years later, Maurice has established himself as Guru Pitka in America, but would like to appear in the Oprah Show and be better than Deepak Chopra. When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings' star player, Jacques Grande, and also stand up to his dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so - with hilarious results.
Cast & Characters
Mike Myers as Maurice / Guru Pitka / Young Pitka / Teenage Pitka / Himself;
Jessica Alba as Jane Bullard;
Justin Timberlake as Jacques 'Le Coq' Grande;
Romany Malco as Darren Roanoke;
Meagan Good as Prudence Roanoke;
Ben Kingsley as Guru Tugginmypudha;
Verne Troyer as Coach Punch Cherkov;
Jessica Simpson as Herself;
Kanye West as Himself;
Deepak Chopra as Himself;
Rob Blake as Himself;
Manu Narayan as Rajneesh;
John Oliver as Dick Pants;
Stephen Colbert as Jay Kell;
Jim Gaffigan as Trent Lueders