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Don't Ask Don't Tell

Country: USA, Language: English, 75 mins

  • Director: Doug Miles
  • Writer: Tex Hauser
  • Producer: Garry Cipponeri; Joe Daly

CGiii Comment

Original it may be - finding old footage and over-laying a new soundtrack with dialogue as gay as you can get.

The joke lasts about 10 minutes - however, the film takes longer.

It really does feel like a film school project that would have fellow students in fits of laughter - so, congratulations, it really does work on that level.

Mildly amusing simply for its inventiveness...but, the joke does start to wear thin.


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The(ir) Blurb...

"What's Up Tiger Lily?" meets mystery science theatre in this hysterical satire of homophobia and science fiction.

Cast & Characters

Lloyd Floyd as Chief Mussolino / Ziggy Freud / Nurse Bendover / Tom & Tim Truelock / Lucy the Librarian;
Erik Frandsen as Dr. Fartin;
Darby McKinney as Dancing Alien;
Martin Friedrichs as Dancing Alien;
Kielsen Baker as Dancing Alien;
Johanna Saum as Dancing Alien;
Agate Lechantoux as Lap Dancer / Pancake Girl / Major's Wife;
Dave Dawson as Mailman; Steve Ferrara as Biker;
Steve Lippe as J. Edgar Hoover;
Chris Ferrara as Biker;
Milos Gloriosus;
Tom Greenwald;
Tex Hauser;
Nico Treasures