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Nymphomaniac Volume 1 & 2
- Director: Lars von Trier
- Writer: Lars von Trier
- Producer: Bettina Brokemper; Marie Cecilie Gade
CGiii Comment
Volume 1...(110 mins)
Lars, Lars, Lars...nascent nymphomania and fly fishing?!? That's a metaphor, too far.
The sexual connotations of having a hamster...! Hysterical.
Shia LeBeouf...hysterical, that accent! Shia LeBeouf: a walking joke.
Charlotte Gainsbourg...still one of the most unconvincing actors out there - if she refused to strip - then, her career would have evaporated in next to no time. Keep your clothes on love!
But...Lars, Lars, Lars...the writing is a monolithic mountain of monotony - not only that, it's just plain bad.
Yes, you have littered your tedious film with gaudy gimmicks (not even acceptable in film school films) and arty-bad-porn - surely, you could have got the porn bit right?!?
The stench of exploitation is toxic - will struggling actors do anything to work with Lars? Yes, they will.
A dismal disgrace.
Volume II...(118 mins)
...we're still watching it...this has become a reluctant marathon - a struggle.
We've watched it...a repulsive waste of time.
Shia LeBeouf - you are a joke.
von Trier...all your credibility has evaporated...you should be ashamed of your overt exploitation.
The film industry is gravely damaged by this decomposed offal.
Trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
A man named Seligman finds a fainted wounded woman in an alley and he brings her home. She tells him that her name is Joe and that she is nymphomaniac. Joe tells her life and sexual experiences with hundreds of men since she was a young teenager while Seligman tells about his hobbies, such as fly fishing, reading about Fibonacci numbers or listening to organ music.
Cast & Characters
Charlotte Gainsbourg as Joe;
Stellan Skarsgard as Seligman;
Stacy Martin as Young Joe;
Shia LaBeouf as Jerome;
Christian Slater as Joe's Father;
Jamie Bell as K;
Uma Thurman as Mrs. H;
Willem Dafoe as L;
Mia Goth as P;
Sophie Kennedy Clark as B Girl