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Vapid Shallow Models Must Die!

Country: USA, Language: English, 91 mins

  • Director: Michael Haboush
  • Writer: Anthony Cozad; Michael Haboush
  • Producer: Michael Haboush

CGiii Comment

If you can get through the first 20 seconds without switching off then you are an inadequate fool who has no valid place in this world.

Let us all hope (and pray) that the other films by Haboush are better - possibly, the easiest task in the world.

No review...because, it was switched off after 19 seconds. Time is just too precious.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Rejected by a modeling agent, a grotesquely repellent construction worker becomes a private photographer to lure potential models to his shabby apartment where he can hypnotize them into strangling themselves. He additionally pays back the rejecting modeling agent by having him kidnapped and locked away in an apparently abandoned zoo cage. Deprived of a few regular meals and left with a rubber hand to chew on, the agent's mind snaps and be becomes Jesus, while the pretend-photographer continues his murderous vendetta against an often cruel society.

Cast & Characters

Tiffani Amber as Model Tiffani;
Paolo Carascon as Model Beau;
Anthony Cozad as Hired Helper #1;
Kate Crash as Model Kate;
Michael Haboush as Digitz;
Arthur Huber as Newscaster Kevin Schmidt;
Stephen Molinaro as Model Dominick;
Sam Mraovich as Nosey Neighbor;
Jason North as Model Milo;
J'Von Shay as Club Diva - emcee;
Clinton Smith as Hired Helper #2;
Mark Studner as B'Jesus;
Adam Winchell as Model Storm