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Vampire Warriors

Country: Hong Kong, Language: Chinese, 100 mins

Original Title

Jiang shi xin zhan shi ...aka: Lesbian Vampire Warriors
  • Director: Dennis Law
  • Writer: Dennis Law
  • Producer: Dennis Law

CGiii Comment

Who exactly was this made for???

No-one in their right mind would pay to see such crap.

Well, perhaps, some masturbatory gothy geeks...hoping for some clam-slapping, vampiric titillation...tough luck, there's nothing titillating here.

It's dark, as in lighting - presumably to hide the harness lines.

Easily, one of the worst vampire films ever made.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Vampire Warriors follows the uneasy friendship between vampire hunter Ar (Jiang Lu-Xia) and a family of "vegetarian" vampires, including Max (Chrissie Chau) and her womanizing father Lung (Chin Siu-Ho). Ar spends her days walking around hunting down bad vampires, while Max and her good vampire friends hang around town aimlessly, complaining about how bored they are. That all changes with the arrival of Mung (Yuen Wah), a vampire kills other vampires to make himself more powerful (aren't they always?). When Ar realizes that Mung's dragging her sister (Law regular Pinky Cheung) with him, she joins forces with the vegetarian vampires to fight their common enemy.

Cast & Characters

Luxia Jiang as Ar;
Wah Yuen as Mung;
Chrissie Chow as Max;
Siu-hou Chin as Lung;
Pinky Cheung as So;
Rock Ji as Lik;
Rachel Lam as Bik;
Dada Lo as Ka;
Koni Lui;
Yan Pui as Lin