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Real Blonde (The)

Country: USA, Language: English, 105 mins

  • Director: Tom DiCillo
  • Writer: Tom DiCillo
  • Producer: Terry McKay; Tom Rosenberg

CGiii Comment

It's about actors, models and waiters - and all the usual guff that goes along with them.

This plodding comedy is a humourless slog that will have you itching to push the FF button - take some good advice: Scratch the itch.

There is an interesting scene - completely misplaced - that addresses a Holocaust denier - what the f&*k is it doing in such a trivial film as this?

Mind numbingly awful - despite a respectable cast.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Joe and Mary have been living together in Manhattan for six years. Joe is an actor, who has no agent and no thesping credits, but whose ambitions are very high. He works as a waiter at a cafe. Mary works as a make-up stylist for hot fashion photographer Blair, and she pays most of the pair's bills. Joe finally lowers his standards and accepts a degrading bit in a Madonna video, while his friend and co-waiter Bob gets a high-paying job on a soap opera opposite siren Kelly.

Cast & Characters

Matthew Modine as Joe;
Catherine Keener as Mary;
Daryl Hannah as Kelly;
Maxwell Caulfield as Bob;
Elizabeth Berkley as Tina;
Marlo Thomas as Blair;
Bridgette Wilson as Sahara;
Buck Henry as Dr. Leuter;
Christopher Lloyd as Ernst;
Kathleen Turner as Dee Dee Taylor;
Denis Leary as Doug;
Beatrice Winde as Wilma;
Schecter Lee as Chang;
John Tormey as Harassing Man;
Wayne Parent as Blair's Assistant