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Big Gay Musical (The)

Country: USA, Language: English, 87 mins

  • Director: Casper Andreas; Fred M. Caruso
  • Writer: Fred M. Caruso
  • Producer: Thomas Ackley; Casper Andreas

CGiii Comment

Andreas' output has been...subject to debate...a little weak.

And, there's no improvement here.

He directs with heavy-handed clumsiness - no surprise considering the lamentable script.

These bucket-shop directors obviously live in cloud cuckoo land or their heads are lodged squarely up their own gapping arses.

This is so obnoxious and toxic - basking in Chernobyl with a radioactive sunscreen would be a more preferable place to live than the world where these ludicrous Luddites inhabit.

The music...ghastly.

The HD makes it looks good - a far cry from being good.

Clueless, contemptible and soaked in clawing sugar.

Devoid of intelligence and talent.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Paul and Eddie have just begun previews for the new Off-Broadway musical "Adam and Steve Just the Way God Made 'Em." Their lives strangely mirror the characters they are playing. Paul is looking for the perfect man and Eddie is dealing with how his sexuality and faith can mix. After yet another disastrous dating experience, Paul has an epiphany. He is done dating and just wants to be a slut like the sexy chorus boys that share his dressing room. Eddie has to tell his parents that he's gay and is starring in a show that calls the bible the "Breeder's Informational Book of Living Examples". Eddie comes out to his family and Paul goes on Manhunt. Eddie's parents are destroyed by the news and Paul can't even have a good one-night stand.

Cast & Characters

Daniel Robinson as Paul / Adam;
Joey Dudding as Eddie / Steve;
Jeff Metzler as David;
Liz McCartney as Patty-Maye;
Brian Spitulnik as Michael;
Andre Ward as Jose;
Steve Hayes as God;
Jim Newman as Bruce;
Celina Carvajal as Wife / Eve;
Michael Schiffman as Charles;
Marty Thomas as Dorothy;
Kate Pazakis as Herself;
Brent Corrigan as Hustler;
Jack Aaronson as Himself;
Casper Andreas as Usher