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Sex and Zen

Country: Hong Kong, Language: Chinese, 94 mins

Original Title

Yu Pu Tuan Zhi: Tou Qing Bao Jian
  • Director: Michael Mak
  • Writer: Alexander Lee
  • Producer: Virginia Lok; Johnny Mak

CGiii Comment

Laughably bad - but, the joke wears off after the Chinese man with the huge willy makes his laughable appearance.

A total travesty.


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The(ir) Blurb...

A recently married scholar goes on a quest for knowledge of other people's wives, based on his philosophical differences with the Sack Monk. He encounters the Flying Thief, who agrees to help him find women, but only if he attains a penis as big as a horse's. The scholar has a surgeon attach said unit, and he's off and running on his mission, only to find that there are obstacles to his new lifestyle, such as jealous husbands and treacherous females.

Cast & Characters

Lawrence Ng as Mei Yeung-Sheng;
Kent Cheng as Dr. Tin Chan;
Rena Murakami as Fa Sun;
Lieh Lo as Chor Kun-Lun;
Amy Yip as Huk-Yeung / Chau-Yin;
Isabella Chow as Shui Chu;
Carrie Ng as Mistress Ku;
Mari Ayukawa;
Elvis Tsui as Wong Chut;
Feng Tien as Master Iron Doors