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Never Too Young to Die

Country: USA, Language: English, 90 mins

  • Director: Gil Bettman
  • Writer: Steven Paul; Stuart Paul
  • Producer: Dorothy Koster Paul; Hank Paul

CGiii Comment

Gene Simmons (of Kiss) plays a drag queen - no surprises there!

There are no words to describe how bad this film is - they are all in the thesaurus and they all apply.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Secret agent Drew Stargrove is brutally murdered by the ruthless Van Ragnar. In this action-packed Bond-style thriller, the murdered secret agent's son, Lance Stargrove is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks revenge against Van Ragnar. Danja Deerling teams up with Lance as his sidekick and love interest.

Cast & Characters

John Stamos as Lance Stargrove;
Vanity as Danja Deering;
Gene Simmons as Carruthers / Velvet Von Ragner;
George Lazenby as Drew Stargrove;
Peter Kwong as Cliff;
Ed Brock as Pyramid;
John Anderson as Arliss;
Robert Englund as Riley;
Tara Buckman as Sacrificed Punkette;
Curtis Taylor as Barton;
Jon Greene as Coach Madsen;
Tim Colceri as Grady;
John Miranda as Mr. Wilder;
Patrick M. Wright as Exploding Biker;
Gary Kasper as Wrestler