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My Massive Cock

Country: United Kingdom, Language: English, 60 mins

  • Director: Mike Nicholls

CGiii Comment

There really has to be worse things in life than to have a massive willy!?!

One chap is so tired of being objectified he considers having penis reduction surgery! After discussing the procedure with a surgeon, he defers back to objectification...well, at least he still has one thing going for him! Seeing him in a thong is, quite possibly, the most jaw-dropping 'thing' you will ever see...a most unwise purchase, big schlongs are not meant for tiny thongs!

He is the exception here, all the others are rather pleased with their appendages...proudly strutting down the High Street in a pair of sweatpants that do absolutely nothing to conceal the magnitude, it's eye-popping to say the least...redefining the cock-of-the-walk into an eye-watering realm. Wait until you see his self-made replica...jings, that's going to hurt...and, seemingly, it does!

Scottish Bonnie is an affront to the human race. A sex-positive size-queen who [along with her wimpy partner] actively seeks out the biggest willies for her [and, probably, his] pleasure. The things people do and say to get on TV!

It does touch upon the serious, a so-called 'friend' posts privacy-invading, non-consensual photographs online...some friend! Indeed, some friend...he does not report him to the police.

With revelations galore...and, after watching this, it's fair to say that a big dick is not all it's cracked up to be...it can be fun, it can be foul...but, it is all phallacy!


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The(ir) Blurb...

Men with exceptionally large penises reveal how this has affected their lives, from the embarrassment of people staring and difficulties with clothing, to uncomfortable sex and even causing injuries to their partners.

Cast & Characters

Matt Barr (as Self)
Julia Davis (as Narrator)