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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
- Director: Lee Demarbre
- Writer: Ian Driscoll
CGiii Comment
It only takes 30 seconds to switch off...that's 30 seconds wasted.
Trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School.
Cast & Characters
Phil Caracas as Jesus Christ;
Murielle Varhelyi as Maxine Schreck;
Maria Moulton as Mary Magnum;
Tim Devries as Father Eustace;
Ian Driscoll as Johnny Golgotha;
Josh Grace as Dr. Praetorious;
Tracy Lance as Gloria Oddbottom;
Glen Jones as Father Alban;
Mike Funk as Danny Sabbath;
Lucky Ron as Blind Jimmy Leper;
Johnny Vegas as Himself;
Jeff Moffet as Santos;
Ivan Freud as Narrator;
Erica Murton as Maggie;
Alex Godin as Father Avellino