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Actors (The)

Country: Ireland, Language: English, 91 mins

  • Director: Conor McPherson
  • Writer: Neil Jordan; Conor McPherson
  • Producer: Elinor Day; John Erraught

CGiii Comment

Something went terribly wrong with this project - and, that something would be called the script...coupled with a director who has no idea how to handle comedy.

With such notable names - Caine and Gambon - you would expect something that was palatable but, this drivel surpasses even those eminent talents and lies squarely, like sludge, on the floor.

Michael Caine in drag - now that should have been a moment of hysteria - it's not.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Two failed actors decide to pull a con on a local gangster by pretending to be the people to whom he owes money.

Cast & Characters

Michael Caine as Anthony O'Malley;
Dylan Moran as Tom Quirk;
Michael Gambon as Barreller;
Lena Headey as Dolores;
Miranda Richardson as Mrs. Magnani;
Michael McElhatton as Jock;
Aisling O'Sullivan as Rita;
Ben Miller as Clive;
Abigail Iversen as Mary;
Michael Colgan as Audition Director;
Deirdre Walsh as Camcorder Girl;
Bill Hickey as Stage Doorkeeper;
Veronica O'Reilly as Box Office Attendant;
Paul Ward as Maurice - Usher;
Brian McGuinness as Dermot - Usher