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Piccadilly Pickups

Country: UK, Language: English, 85 mins

  • Director: Amory Peart

CGiii Comment

By anyone's wavering standards...

Quite possibly, the worst film ever made.

Definitely, the worst porn film ever made...!


No trailer...thank God...

The(ir) Blurb...

A quirky, satirical seduction into the glorious world of prostitution and pornography from Piccadilly, Manchester to Piccadilly, London. Teenager Jake sets off for London with the promise of making easy money as a rent boy. But difficulties arise as he breaches another boy's patch, is pimped by a pro and is tempted into the sleazy world of gender-bending pornography.

Cast & Characters

Alexis Arquette as Henri de la Plus Ooh Arrgh;
Christopher Green as Tristam Hand-Shandy