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Metrosexuality
- Director: Rikki Beadle Blair
- Writer: Rikki Beadle Blair
- Producer: Laurence Bowen; Carol Harding
CGiii Comment
Ooops.
Seriously, this is virtually unwatchable - whoever commissioned this at Channel 4 should be fired immediately.
There is not a microscopic trace of talent is to be found - on either side of the camera.
Money scandalously wasted.
But, Rikki has persisted - he has gone on to do bigger and better things - which is not a difficult task considering this catastrophe.
Trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
Kwame is seventeen; sexy and unswervingly straight with his hormones raging like a forest fire. But there's no room in his packed schedule to feed the flames. His best mate's in love with his dad - his gay dad has just divorced his husband and plunged into a mid-life attack of 'adultescence', buying a skate-park and becoming the original bitch on wheels. The family counselor has run off with his girlfriend's nouveau rich millionaire father, and his bitch/angel girlfriend is hanging out with a pair of sexy 'lippy lesbians'. It ain't easy being straight in the 21st century - but hey, someone's got to do it...
Cast & Characters
Rikki Beadle Blair as Max;
Noel Clarke as Kwame O'Rielly;
Rebecca Varney as Asha;
Paul Keating as Dean;
Davie Fairbanks as Bambi;
Karl Collins as Jordan;
Silas Carson as Jonno;
Helen Sheals as Hilly;
Carleen Beadle as Cindy;
Dee Dee Samuels as Doris;
Michael Dotchin as Robin;
Pui Fan Lee as Jaye;
Preeya Kalidas as Flora;
Frances Lima as Gerri;
Matt Harris as Daniel