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Killer Condom

Country: Germany, Language: German, 103 mins

Original Title

Kondom des Grauens
  • Director: Martin Walz
  • Writer: Ralf König
  • Producer: Erwin C. Dietrich; Ralph S. Dietrich

CGiii Comment

H. R. Giger (he of Alien fame) is the creative consultant.

It is a little strange seeing New Yorkers all speaking German...but then Hollywood does assume that everyone speaks English.

It's very gay, incredibly silly and quite enjoyable (to be honest).

A little too long, the joke does wear a little thin...but, a giggle will be had at the absurdity of it all.


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The(ir) Blurb...

The plot takes place in New York, and in the present. In a Hotel called "Quicky" a professor blackmails a student of his into having sex with him. But when the professor puts on a condom, the carnivorous condom bites off his penis and disappears. Detective Mackaroni who gets the case thinks that the college girl just bit off her teacher's penis! Mackaroni goes to the motel himself to check out the crime scene, in the lobby he finds a gigolo named Bill and he asks him to follow him to crime room, there the two men attempt to have sex when they are suddenly interrupted by the attack of a killer condom.

Cast & Characters

Udo Samel as Luigi Mackeroni;
Peter Lohmeyer as Sam Hanks;
Marc Richter as Billy;
Leonard Lansink as Babette / Bob Miller;
Iris Berben as Frau Dr. Riffleson;
Henning Schluter as Robinson;
Ron Williams as Chief of Police;
Ralf Wolter as Professor Boris Smirnoff;
Adriana Altaras as Croatian Tourist;
Evelyn Kanneke as Wilma, Leichenschauhaus;
Gerd Wameling as Lehrer;
Meret Becker as Phyllis Higgins;
Otto Sander as Mr. Higgins;
Monika Hansen as Mrs. Higgins;
Hella von Sinnen as Detective Sally