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Conan the Destroyer

Country: USA, Language: English, 103 mins

  • Director: Richard Fleischer
  • Writer: Robert E. Howard; Roy Thomas
  • Producer: Dino De Laurentiis; Raffaella De Laurentiis

CGiii Comment

Laughably bad.

From Richard Fleischer - director of the brilliant Compulsion.

Obviously, he had a bad day when he elected to do this...


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The(ir) Blurb...

The wandering barbarian, Conan, alongside his goofy rogue pal, Malak, are tasked with escorting Queen Taramis' virgin niece, Princess Jehnna and her bodyguard, Bombaata, to a mystical island fortress. They must retrieve a magical crystal that will help them procure the horn that legends say can awaken the god of dreams, Dagoth. Along the way, Conan reunites with the wise wizard, Akiro and befriends the fierce female fighter, Zula. Together the heroes face ancient traps, powerful Wizards, plots of betrayal, and even the dream god, Dagoth, himself!

Cast & Characters

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan;
Grace Jones as Zula;
Wilt Chamberlain as Bombaata;
Mako as Akiro 'The Wizard';
Tracey Walter as Malak;
Sarah Douglas as Queen Taramis;
Olivia d'Abo as Princess Jehnna;
Pat Roach as Man Ape / Toth-Amon;
Jeff Corey as Grand Vizier;
Sven-Ole Thorsen as Togra;
Bruce Fleischer as Village Heckler;
Ferdy Mayne as The Leader;
Andre the Giant as Dagoth;
Angel Ashley;
Matt Conner as Zeus