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If These Walls Could Talk 2

Country: USA, Language: English, 96 mins

  • Director: Jane Anderson; Martha Coolidge; Anne Heche
  • Writer: Jane Anderson; Anne Heche; Sylvia Sichel
  • Producer: Ellen DeGeneres

CGiii Comment

1961: Jane Anderson

Great actress, terrible director...neither in their finest hour...and the music is atrocious.

This is an insensitive and horrible depiction of heterosexuality...and greed.

It's like being slapped in the face with a brick...devoid of subtlety and full of sickening saccharine.

1972: Martha Coolidge

From the saccharine overdose of the previous installment...to aggressively political, foul-mouthed, confused, lesbian, feminist hippies...and bad direction.

Expect another brick in the face...cringingly bad.

2000: Anne Heche

Sharon and Ellen do the sperm-search...there is much soul-searching about how women can't have babies on their own - i.e. without the input from men...ad nauseam.

It's fluffy and played for laughs - a welcome relief from the previous misery.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Semi-follow up of the first "If These Walls Could Talk" with three segments set in the same house, but with different occupants which spans nearly 40 years. While the first film delt with women and the topic of abortion, this deals with women and the topic of lesbianism.

Cast & Characters

Vanessa Redgrave as Edith Tree;
Marian Seldes as Abby Hedley;
Paul Giamatti as Ted Hedley;
Elizabeth Perkins as Alice Hedley;
Jenny O'Hara as Marge Carpenter;
Marley McClean as Maggie Hedley;
Donald Elson as Sam;
Susan Mosher as Nurse June;
Lisa Welti as Nurse Trish;
Jill Brennan as Nurse Betty;
C.J. Bates as Nurse Murphy;
Michelle Williams as Linda;
Chloe Sevigny as Amy;
Nia Long as Karen;
Natasha Lyonne as Jeanne