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Hot Guys with Guns

Country: USA, Language: English, 110 mins

  • Director: Doug Spearman
  • Writer: Doug Spearman
  • Producer: Scott Anderson; Joel Heisey

CGiii Comment

Well...this is rather embarrassing - for everyone involved, particularly the idiot who funded it.

Spearman's debut as an auteur...and, if there is a God, his last.

The terrible title heralds a truly terrible film...billed as a comedy - that's funny in itself.

It's not funny, it's demeaning, degrading, mortifying. Yes, we swallowed a Thesaurus...but, after watching this illiterate gloob - we simply had to immerse ourselves in words with more than one syllable.

Gut-wrenchingly bad.


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The(ir) Blurb...

If you can imagine Lethal Weapon with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover as younger, hotter ex-boyfriends, you'll have the basis for Hot Guys With Guns, a modern take on the old-fashioned detective story. It's Chinatown meets Boystown.

Cast & Characters

John Ainsworth as John;
Kamar De Los Reyes as Producer One;
Marc Anthony Samuel as Danny Lohman;
Darryl Stephens as Tim;
Alan Blumenfeld as Jimmy Peppicelli;
Keili Lefkovitz as Actress;
Carrie Genzel as Mrs. Jessica Vagiene;
Shane Johnson as Hiimself;
Jay Huguley as Bruce Lieberman;
Vincent De Paul as Explosion guy