Falling Star

Beautifully composed - possibly, overly so...and, terminally dull.

A faux king is comfortably imprisoned in his castle - served by a scantily clad kitchen maid, a melon-fucking valet and a pubic-shaving manservant.

Nothing really happens in this subdued world - if you happen to stay awake, the fist vignette features the explicit molestation of a melon...which is then served - ejaculate and all - to the vegetarian king...tasty!

It's downhill from then on in, not that it was ever on an uphill trajectory...there's a little homo-sex, a bizarre I-only-want-to-be-with-you musical interlude and some rabbits.

Miñarro has a sense-of-humour, 'tis a pity that few will be able to appreciate his befuddled amusement.

This is a contrivance of ridiculous pomposity...money, needlessly, squandered.

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