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Perfect Penis (The)

Country: UK, Language: English, 48 mins

  • Director: Krishna Govender
  • Producer: Krishna Govender; Jessica Ludgrove

CGiii Comment

Cheap TV...

A silly 23 year old from Florida, a stupid journalist from Nottingham, Steve the stripper with a howling nympho wife, an agoraphobic obsessive-compulsive PE guru reinvents wanking, and the fucked-up freak Mr Mark - with the ridiculously huge and ugly willy.

A few soundbites from cock-loving women (what do they know about having a cock?)

This documentary (and that term is used in its loosest sense) becomes a complete laughing stock - possibly, not the director's intention.


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The(ir) Blurb...

A look at how the quest for the ideal penis has driven some men to have surgery.

Cast & Characters

Trevor Ward as Narrator;
Nim Christopher as Himself;
Oliver James as Himself;
Mister Mark as Himself;
Harold Reed as Himself;
Mike Salvini as Himself;
Mikhail Sokolshik as Himself