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Teenage Caveman

Country: USA, Language: English, 90 mins

  • Director: Larry Clark
  • Writer: Christos N. Gage
  • Producer: Lou Arkoff; Samuel Z. Arkoff

CGiii Comment

This cannot be the same Larry Clark of Kids, Ken Park etc....it's cheap and facile.

Basically, there are no redeeming qualities to this disaster.

They all turn into zombies by the end.

No need to watch it.

BIN IT.


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The(ir) Blurb...

In a post-apocalyptic future mankind is lives in a prehistoric manner. After killing his father for sexually assaulting his girlfriend, the son of a tribal leader runs away with a group of his teenage friends. They are taken in by Neil and Judith who introduce them to the vices outlawed by their tribes namely sex and drugs.Neil and Judith, however, are genetically altered indestructible mutants who have their own plans for the future of the human race.

Cast & Characters

Andrew Keegan as David;
Tara Subkoff as Sarah;
Richard Hillman as Neil;
Tiffany Limos as Judith;
Stephen Jasso as Vincent;
Crystal Celeste Grant as Elizabeth;
Shan Elliot as Joshua;
Hayley Keenan as Heather;
Paul Hipp as Shaman;
David Stifel as Tribal Leader;
Rob Hill as Caveman Guard;
David Monzingo as Puppeteer;
Joe Reader as Puppeteer;
Larry Clark as Nathaniel;
Jeffrey Pritz as Hunter