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Dashing in December

Country: USA, Language: English, 88 mins

  • Director: Jake Helgren
  • Writer: Jake Helgren
  • Producer: Jake Helgren; Autumn Federici

CGiii Comment

Eeew...who was this made for!?!

Hetero-normative homosexuality @ Christmas...it had to happen what with all the "queers" screaming on and on about this and that and that and this...and the plain truth is...the once fabled and fabulous "gay" has been shoved into a darkly lit corner...and the "queers" have taken over...all pretending to be bent non-binary PC heteros!

Alas, this is one of the results that has emerged from their collective snow-flakiness, a sickeningly-saccharine-sweet ode to Yuletide homosexuality. There ain't nothing "queer" about this...it's just goddamn awful. 

Andie MacDowell...whatever were you thinking!?! The script is an absolute stinker...it should have compelled you to run to the nearest pantomime casting in next to no time...rather than committing to this.

In 2020, Jake Helgren made 8 films, an obvious advocate for quantity over quality. His output is either cheap horror or nasty ChrimboFlicks. Someone said that this was the Christmas Brokeback...that we've all been waiting for! Really?!? From what planet do you hail?

A significant number of the "queer" media outlets have lavished a [discombobulating] amount of praise onto this hogwash...believe not what you read!


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The(ir) Blurb...

When Wyatt Burwall finally returns home for the holidays in an effort to convince his mother Deb to sell the family's Colorado ranch, a romance unexpectedly ignites between Wyatt and their dashing new ranch hand Heath Ramos, who dreams of saving the beloved property and the ranch's magical Winter Wonderland attraction while reawakening the spirit of Christmas in Wyatt's lonely heart.

Cast & Characters

Peter Porte as Wyatt Burwall
Juan Pablo Di Pace as Heath Ramos
Andie MacDowell as Deb Burwall
Caroline Harris as Blake Berry
Carlos Sanz as Carlos
Katherine Bailess as Willa
Nate Bynum as Hugh
Phuong Kubacki as Suzanne
Brando White as Ryan
K. Danor Gerald as Sam
John Forker as Bar Patron
Erik Merono as Hunky Caterer
Charlie Stover as Timmy
Yolanda Stange as Loretta
Evelyn Yergensen as Jody