- Director: Richard Griffin
- Writer: Richard Griffin, Robyn Guilford, Daniel Martens
- Producer: Richard Griffin, Adam G. Smith
Richard "Dick" Whiteman is a seemingly "normal" young man with a perfectly normal girlfriend. But Dick's life is about to be turned upside down when he is kidnapped by the evil Hippocampus Clinic, who intend to use radical psychotherapy to turn him into the ultimate right-wing political candidate. Get a firm grasp on Dick's throbbing adventures as he experiences the complete human experience in 90 minutes in what just might be the most important motion picture experience of our lifetime. Please be warned though that Disorienting Dick contains adult content, including - but not limited to - graphic sex, nudity, profanity, smoking and sock puppets.