- Director: Lilah Vandenburgh
- Writer: Islay Bell-Webb
- Producer: Manon Ardisson; Chiara Ventura
You're talking to yer tits...out loud...
What a line...what a film. Utterly hysterical...with a tragic, foul-mouthed twist!
After waking up from yet another heart surgery, LIDDY (Fern Deacon) starts hearing a voice telling her that she risks dying a virgin, and that's unacceptable...it's her failing heart, LUMP (David Tennant) talking. He’s not about to sit around, waiting for her to die without ever even seeing a boob...he wants to get her laid. And nurse KIM (Siena Kelly) is just the perfect candidate for Lump's plan. But first, Liddy will have to find the courage to at least say hello to her.