Sundance 2016: Winners...

Well...looking at this list of 'winners' - it seems that every film received some kind of award! It's getting a bit ridiculous. Sundance...are you going for the longest awards ceremony in recorded history?!?!

Seriously...the only awards that matter are: The Audience Awards - it's them who pay.

Commiserations to the losers...if - indeed - there were any at all.

And...the exhausting list of winners are...

U.S. Dramatic Grand Jury Prize: "The Birth of a Nation"

U.S. Documentary Grand Jury Prize: "Weiner"

U.S. Documentary Directing Award: Roger Ross Williams, "Life, Animated"

U.S. Dramatic Directing Award: The Daniels (Daniel Scheinart and Daniel Kwan), "Swiss Army Man"

World Cinema Grand Jury Prize, Dramatic: "Sand Storm"

World Cinema Grand Jury Prize, Documentary: "Sonita"

U.S. Dramatic Audience Award: "The Birth of a Nation"

U.S. Documentary Audience Award: "Jim"

World Cinema Audience Award, Dramatic: "Between Sea and Land"

World Cinema Audience Award, Documentary: "Sonita"

Waldo Salt Screenwriting Award: Chad Hartigan, "Morris From America"

NEXT Audience Award: "First Girl I Loved"U.S. Dramatic Special Jury Prize: "As You Are"

U.S. Dramatic Breakthrough Performance Award: Joe Seo, "Spa Night"

U.S. Dramatic Individual Performance Award: Craig Robinson, "Morris From America"

U.S. Dramatic Individual Performance Award: Melanie Lynskey, "The Intervention"

U.S. Documentary Editing Award: "NUTS!"

U.S. Documentary Social Impact Filmmaking Award: "Trapped"

U.S. Documentary Writing Award: "Kate Plays Christine"

U.S. Documentary Verite Filmmaking Award: "The Bad Kids"

World Cinema Directing Award, Documentary: "All These Sleepless Nights"

World Cinema Directing Award, Dramatic: "Belgica"

World Cinema Acting Award, Dramatic: Vicky Hernandez and Manolo Cruz, "Between Land and Sea"

World Cinema Screenwriting Award, Dramatic: "Mi Amiga del Parque"

World Cinema Unique Vision and Design Award, Dramatic: "The Lure"

World Cinema Editing Award, Documentary: "We Are X"

World Cinema Cinematography Award, Documentary: "The Land of the Enlightened"

World Cinema Best First Feature Award, Documentary: "When Two Worlds Collide"